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zar to nije gansrozes?ono tananananana niz,niz!aj von si ju blid!to peva jedan manijak po podzemni,stavi slushke,tapshe rukama,dere se na sav glas,neke zenske pantelone obuko,odavno skrenuo malchice

 

 

Vi ste totalno odlepili :) Iskidah se za I vana si ju blid :)

 

 

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Ima jedna pesma, ide ovako stih tj. refren.....Zbog tebe bih glavu stavio na panj(to je stalno pustao vozac kad smo jednom isli na more)...mislim da bi se taj stih uklopio u Slayer, bruatlno je, pazi, panj, odsecanje glave, smrt, bas kao Slayer :)

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1. Kerry King doesn't go to tattoo parlors......he grows them.

 

2. Kerry King didn't shave his head, he just got pissed and scared the hair away.

 

3. Biggie wasn't shot, Kerry King merely threw a menacing glance his way.

 

4. Kerry King doesn't tune his guitar, he scares it into tune.

 

5. Kerry King doesn't have a chin behind his goatee, just another

guitar

 

6. Kerry King can actually flex his goatee

 

7. Kerry King sired Chuck Norris

 

8. Chuck Norris checks his closet for Kerry King before he goes to

sleep

 

9. If you spell Kerry King in scrabble, the board will catch on fire,

spew blood, and Satan will emerge to give you a foot massage.

 

10. The dinosaurs weren't destroyed by a meteor, Kerry King ate them.

 

11. The Grand Canyon was formed by Kerry King scraping his guitar pick

across the southwest.

 

12. The big bang was the result of Kerry King wailing too hard on his

guitar.

 

13. Kerry King doesn't bowl with bowling balls, he uses the

regurgitated skull of the shoe guy.

 

14. Contrary to popular belief, Cliff Burton was killed by flying Kerry

King guitar picks. Metallica knows this, but is too scared to say

anything.

 

15. On the 7th day, God wasn't resting, he was recovering from a Slayer

concert.

 

16. Kerry King bit off Ozzy's head, and then raised him back from the

dead.

 

17. Kerry King doesn't headbang, he's just growing more neck muscle.

 

18. Kerry King's birth was a c-section. His mother couldn't possibly be expected to pass him, his guitar, and his amp.

 

19. With every Slayer shirt, you get a free pound of Kerry King neck

muscle

 

20. Kerry King's dick has four rows of serrated teeth and it's own

goatee.

 

21. Kerry King's goatee can also play guitar.

 

22. Kerry King doesn't ride the tour bus, his evil propels it.

 

23. Kerry King didn't shoot the sheriff, he made the sheriff's head

explode with a mighty guitar wail.

 

24. Jimi Hendrix once lit his guitar in the hope of summoning Kerry

King

 

25. The Slayer tour bus is followed by a cattle truck... to feed Kerry

King

 

26. When Bruce Banner gets pissed, he turns into the Incredible Hulk,

when the Incredible Hulk gets pissed, he turns into Chuck Norris, when

Chuck Norris gets pissed, he turns into Kerry King, and when Kerry King

gets pissed, everyone dies.

 

27.Kerry King is so tough, when he fell into a lake, Kerry didn't get wet,

the lake got Kerryed!

 

 

:rockdevil: :rockdevil: :rockdevil:

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Ovo peva Araya u tour busu:

 

Kad' me kuci prati,zvijezda danica

Rodjena mi kuca dodje kao granica

A na vratima namrsteni lik (Arayina zena)

Trag od tudjih zena trazi kao carinik.

 

Ahahah ... Kemal The Malovchic :pivopije:

 

 

15. On the 7th day, God wasn't resting, he was recovering from a Slayer

concert.

 

Živa istina! :rockdevil:

 

СИСЕ ... ДУПЕ ... СЛЕЈЕР!

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Sta bre u sto kurca?? O cemu vi to?? :huh:

Elem, videla u 24h da se Slejer raspada posle sledeceg albuma, razlog: suvise smo matori! Teorija donekle pije vodu, i nemam pojma da l' je istina, al eto... da pustim buvu i unesem nemir i razdor... :twisted:

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Neke cinjenice sto se tice SLAYERa

 

Since its debut record in 1983, the band has released two live albums, one cover album, one box set, three DVDs, one VHS, two EPs, and nine studio albums, four of which have received gold certification in the United States.

 

By early 1985, Show No Mercy had sold over 40,000 copies

 

Although the album received virtually no radio airplay, it became the band's first to enter the Billboard 200, debuting at #94,[15] and the band's first album certified gold in the United States

 

1988's South of Heaven received mixed responses from both fans and critics, although it was Slayer's most commercially successful release at the time, debuting at #57 on the Billboard 200, and the second album to receive gold certification in the United States

 

Seasons in The Abyss debuted at #44 on the Billboard 200, and was certified gold in 1992. The title track spawned Slayer's second music video, which was filmed in front of the Giza pyramids in Egypt prior to the Gulf War

 

The band released a double live album, Decade of Aggression in 1991, to celebrate ten years. The compilation debuted at #55 on the Billboard 200

 

In 1994 Slayer released Divine Intervention, the band's first record with drummer Bostaph. The record became the band's highest charting at that time, debuting at #8 on the Billboard 200

 

A lawsuit was brought against the band in 1996, by the parents of Elyse Pahler, who accused the band of encouraging their daughter's murderers through their lyrics. Elyse was drugged, strangled, stabbed, trampled on, and raped as a sacrifice to the devil by three fans of the band (ok ovo je jebeno bolesno)

 

Diabolus in Musica was released in 1998, and debuted at #31 on the Billboard 200, selling over 46,000 copies. The album received a mixed critical reception and was criticized for adopting characteristics of nu metal music such as tuned down guitars, murky chord structures, and churning beats

 

The band received its first Grammy nomination for the track "Disciple", although the Grammy was awarded to Tool, for "Schism".

 

Eternal Pyre featured the song "Cult", a live performance of "War Ensemble" in Germany, video footage of the band recording "Cult", and a five minute video of a Slayer fan carving the band's name onto his forearm. Five thousand copies were released and sold exclusively through Hot Topic chain stores, and sold out within hours of release. On June 30, Nuclear Blast Records released a 7" vinyl picture disc version limited to a thousand copies

 

Christ Illusion was released on August 8, 2006, and debuted at #5 on the Billboard 200, selling over 62,000 copies in its first week. The album became Slayer's highest charting, improving on its previous highest charting album, Divine Intervention, which had debuted at #8. However, despite its high positioning, the album dropped to #44 in the following week. Three weeks after the album's release Slayer were inducted into the Kerrang! Hall of Fame for their influence to the heavy metal scene

 

The video for the album's first single, "Eyes of the Insane", was released on October 30, 2006. The track was featured on the Saw III soundtrack, and won a Grammy-award for "Best Metal Performance" at the 49th Grammy Awards, although the band were unable to attend due to touring obligations

 

The band released a special edition of Christ Illusion, which featured new cover art and bonus track, "Final Six", which was given a Grammy Award for "Best Metal Performance".

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Онај спој: Angel of Death => Piece by Piece => Necrophobic тј. то подизање темпа до лудачки брзе, агресивне и силовите музике у другој половини Necrophobic - е то је истински раритет и у времену у ком се нашао - јединствен.

Оно што ми је и дан данас фасцинантно је да продукција, звук гитара није исти!

То ме одушевљава, Керијева гитара која просто меље и Џефова која само сече по лицу, Џефова гитара је тако злобна и агресивна да је то невероватно!

Стварно, и после више од 20 година, ово није надмашено.

Онај монументални увод у Jesus Saves, онај ланац којим нас Кери вуче на губилиште, онај злобни Џефов ударац на 0:04 ...

Не не, непоновљиво.

За ово, стварно само могу да им га дувају.

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Nema sta da se smislja,pogledaj vreme posta i ono sto si ti napisao. :) Ali dobro,kontam da imas problem sa brojevima. :D Doduse,imam i ja ponekad problem sa razdvajanjem recce ne. :) Ali sa druge strane,brojevi su korisniji...pare se racunaju,i tu nije bitna gramatika.Za kusur me niko nece zajebati. :)

 

Онај спој: Angel of Death => Piece by Piece => Necrophobic тј. то подизање темпа до лудачки брзе, агресивне и силовите музике у другој половини Necrophobic - е то је истински раритет и у времену у ком се нашао - јединствен.

Оно што ми је и дан данас фасцинантно је да продукција, звук гитара није исти!

То ме одушевљава, Керијева гитара која просто меље и Џефова која само сече по лицу, Џефова гитара је тако злобна и агресивна да је то невероватно!

Стварно, и после више од 20 година, ово није надмашено.

Онај монументални увод у Jesus Saves, онај ланац којим нас Кери вуче на губилиште, онај злобни Џефов ударац на 0:04 ...

Не не, непоновљиво.

За ово, стварно само могу да им га дувају.

 

Svaka ti je zlatna...ne zlatna,platinasta. :da:

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