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Diddy Posted October 16, 2010 Report post Posted October 16, 2010 Jedan mladi katolicki svestenik bio je tako nervozan da pre prve mise nije mogao ni rec da progovori, pa upita biskupa za savet. Ovaj mu rece: 'sledeci put popij casu vode sa 2 kapi votke i osecaces se mnogo slobodnije' posle toge svestenik se osecao tako dobro da ga nista nije moglo uznemiriti. Nakon povratka doceka ga cedulja sa biskupovom porukom: - Postovani, rekao sam 2 kapi votke u vodu, a ne obratno. I jos nekoliko saveta: nije potrebno stavljati kriske limuna na rub pehara. Ormar pored oltara je ispovedaonica, a ne wc. Ne poslanjajte se vise na kip device marije, ne grlite je i ne ljubite. Postoji 10 zapovesti, a ne 12, 12 je apostola, a ne 7. nijedan od njih nije bio patuljak. isusa i njegove ucenike ne zovemo J.C and Co. David je pobedio Golijata prackom i kamenom, nije ga umlatio i prosuo mu mozak. Judu ne nazivamo kurvinim sinom. Papu ne zovemo El Padrino. Bin laden nema veze sa isusovom smrcu. Sveta vodica sluzi sa posvecivanje, a ne osvezavanje ispod pazuha. Ne sedi se ispred oltara i ne stavlja se noga na bibliju. Hostija nije grickalica uz vino, vec za vernike. Gresnici idu u pakao, a ne u picku materinu. Onaj u cosku, pored zbora, kojeg ste nazvali pederom i tranvestitom u suknji bio sam ja... na kraju se kaze amin, a ne fajront. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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C U B E Posted October 16, 2010 Report post Posted October 16, 2010 Haj'mo na pice: 9 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Oak Posted October 17, 2010 Report post Posted October 17, 2010 Haha kult bi bio da se ubace immortal likovi na te slike. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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oʞɾoƃ Posted October 17, 2010 Report post Posted October 17, 2010 Jedna od najboljih serija ikad: 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Elf Posted October 18, 2010 Report post Posted October 18, 2010 Jedna od najboljih serija ikad: Obožavam je... jedino prvi serijal nije nešto (pošto i Crni Guja nema taj iskvareno-inteligentni) karakter. Gledao sam je toliko puta, da znam skoro sve dijaloge napamet. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
C U B E Posted October 18, 2010 Report post Posted October 18, 2010 Haha, isti slucaj. Samo sto ja podjednako volim sve serijale (ukljucujuci i prvi) kao i onih nekoliko carskih bonus epizoda. A sto se tice dijaloga, prvi koji mi pada na pamet: Flashheart: Always treat your plane like you treat your woman! George: How do you mean sir? You mean to take her at home for weekend to hang out with our parents? Flashheart: No! I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmy sixx Posted October 18, 2010 Report post Posted October 18, 2010 U cetvrtom serijalu najjaci je Melcet.Kakva skotina od coveka. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RokateLi Posted October 18, 2010 Report post Posted October 18, 2010 kad smo vec quotujemo blackadder-a: A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mudwrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a stack of French porn. i jedan dijalog Prince Ludwig - But if you gentlemen were to tell me a way to gain access to your Queen,..I might just be able to commute your death to a life sentence.Edmund Blackadder - Are you suggesting we betray her? Prince Ludwig - Oh yes. Edmund Blackadder - All right. Lord Melchett - Blackadder! What are you saying? What of loyalty? Honour? Edmund Blackadder - Yes, what of them? Lord Melchett - ...Nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talvi Posted October 18, 2010 Report post Posted October 18, 2010 Bishop of Bath and Wells: You see, I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable, or mineral, I'll do anything to anything. Blackadder: Ah, fine words for a bishop. Nice to hear the Church speaking out on social issues. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelystor Posted October 18, 2010 Report post Posted October 18, 2010 Lord Edmund Blackadder: HA! Got him with my subtle plan!Baldrick: I can't see any subtle plan! Lord Edmund Blackadder: Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing "Subtle plans are here again!" Rowan kraljina. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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