Humor (bez YUTUB linkova!)

[Fapril ethereal]

videh to negde pre...hahaha

 

dobar zon..

[Josif Visarionovič]

Ulogujem se malopre na fb i imam sta da vidim :)

[vudun]

Само постуј овај клип на почетну страницу ФБ

 

 

И можда буде нечег вишег од једног обичног риквеста.

Edited August 10, 2009 by Вуду ░▒▓▓▒░ попаЯa

[Mita]

[Dark_Elf]

Kontam da je ovaj tip san svake žene

 

Matalac

 

[Talvi]

Ulogujem se malopre na fb i imam sta da vidim :)

 

I, jesi li je prihvatio?

 

Nesto nas 'oce danas, pazi kod mene malopre :

 

[Belegurth]

Resio sam - postajem an hero ( http://encyclopediadramatica.com/An_hero )

 

A mozda je to previse brza vrsta smrti? Mozda da probam ovako http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bug_Chasers ?

 

 

[Ајлин]

 

Snikerinka, Erotinka i ostali palačinci:

 

[Ајлин]

[NećuDisplejNejm]

[Dead Man Walking]

- Žene su zakon... a svi mi volimo rupe u zakonu... :)

 

 

- Javlja se Saša Matić na mobilni:

-"Alo"

-" 'De si Sale?"

tek on:

-"Nemam pojma"

 

 

:)

 

 

 

Bili 7 malih jarića i njihova mama. Jednoga dana koza kaže jarićima: - Ja sada odoh u prodavnicu, a vi kada čujete nekoga da kuca, pitajte ga za šifru. - A šifra će biti: "Sisaj mi sisu!" To vuk sakriven iza ćoska čuo pa prilazi vratima i kuca na vrata. Jarići po dogovoru upitaju: - Koja je šifra? - Sisaj mi sisu. - odgovara vuk. - Sisaj ti nama kurac, imamo špijunku!

 

[Ranis]

[Flash Of The Neon Light]

Edited August 11, 2009 by GrimReaper

[Генеральный]

[vudun]

^ ал' се цима, к'о да га...

 

Ипак, врх у тој бранши, иако је можда маторо:

[Flash Of The Neon Light]

[Josif Visarionovič]

[BLAGOJE]

[ResurrectioN]

http://www.manastir-lepavina.org/vijest_cir.php?id=3555

[morbid god]

[SkullKrusheR]

:)

verujem da bi iguman bio puno popularniji kada bi vishe koristio ovakve izraze.

[рогозуб]

[Џрк]

Sto se Crnogoraca tice, imam tamo rodbine u Podgorici, a i sire. Samo sam tamo cuo da se koristi izraz "vidji ovog penala", "penalu jedan", itd.

[ResurrectioN]

Man Rules

1. Never walk in front of the TV screen.

2. If you want to utilise the remote, it must be upside down when pointed towards the TV.

3. The only song men have on their MP3 player is ‘Eye of the Tiger’

4. The girl who answers the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of.

5. Never call another man just to ‘talk’.

6. Never wax your chest, unless you’re The Rock.

7. There is no such thing as soccer. It’s called football you dumb fuck.

8. Real men eat meat. It is scientifically proven that everyone who is a vegetarian has a vagina.

9. Never expect a man to remember your birthday, or in fact, any occasion. Presents are strictly optional, and never an obligation. Whinging about this will result in a violent teabagging.

10. If the host of a gathering has his own seat, then this seat can never be utilised by anyone other than the host. Unless they are given explicit instruction to do otherwise.

11. If your mobile phone rings, and you are in the middle of an activity with your buddies, you must obtain the approval of every man present before picking up your mobile.

12. A real man does not pause a game to reply to, or send, a text.

13. Bro’s before ho’s. Unless she’s really fine, like Megan Fox. In which case fuck your bro’s.

14. No man shall take the last slice or portion of a food item, without first obtaining the approval of every other man present. If two men come into conflict, they must resolve this with a fight.

15. A real man doesn’t need instruction manuals.

16. Lesbians are fucking manly. These bitches are so hardcore that they like bitches.

17. Beer.

18. Never go out with a brothers sister, unless you intend to marry her. And raise two beautiful children. And live in the countryside. And never make her cry. Staring is fine though.

19. A brother in need every once in a while, is a brother indeed. A brother always in need is a fucking pussy mooch and needs his ass kicked and/or ignored so that he pulls himself up by his boot-straps and becomes a fucking man.

20. Never take a man’s food.

21. Always finish your plate. A man who does not finish his plate must have his balls confiscated. With a sledgehammer.

22. During a threesome with a brother, never make eye contact.

23. Never criticise a man’s porn collection. Unless it’s really fucked up, like fat chicks.

24. A bitch that gets drunk off alcopops is just waiting to be dicked. Do it.

25. Boobs.

26. The old Xbox controller is fucking manly.

27. If you don’t know the difference between their and there, you have a vagina.

28. Jaw lines are fucking manly.

29. Real men must never watch womens football, unless the players are topless… and fucking each other.

30. Real men don’t have fruit on their pizza.

31. Never complain about a fellow mans fart or burp. Instead, rate it out of ten.

32. When walking into a Mens Toilet, ensure that there is a one urinal gap on both sides of you. If this is not possible, wait.

33. There is no known instance where it is acceptable for a man to be situated on other mans lap.

34. Do not look over at another man’s urinal while he is urinating.

35. Don’t question the rules.

36. When mentioning the words Brokeback and Mountain, you best be referring to a pile of dead douchefags in your garden

37. Never pay for sex.

38. If requested, you should be able to cite at least 5 of these rules off by heart.

39. Never pop your collar.

40. A man must never physically hurt a woman or child.

41. Real men would rather have chapped lips than use lip balm.

42. Real men don’t know what conditioner is.

43. When speaking to another male through either IM/Text/Email; a man must never use an emoticon

44. Never should a man give a woman his credit card

45. Salad should only ever be eaten as an accompaniment to something that contains meat – it is not a meal on it’s own.

46. A man never urinates sitting down. An exception is if you’re also dumping, in which case, don’t try any funky shit.

47. The only acceptable time to wear facepaint/make-up is if you are at a Sporting Event, or if you are partaking in a Native American fight-to-the-death. Halloween can be an exception, but this greatly depends on the costume – if in doubt, don’t.

 

[ResurrectioN]