VeronikaJeOdluchilaDaUmre Posted June 23, 2008 Report post Posted June 23, 2008 Stize mi poruka od tetke pre ne znam koliko: "Kako se kaze picka na ruskom?" U principu nije smesno, ali uz sve okolnosti ko mi salje i tako to, vristala sam od smeha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaGNR Posted June 24, 2008 Report post Posted June 24, 2008 Nesto se tu dopisujem sa nekom malom i ladno ona meni kaze (kupila je bila 061 karticu sa 1000 besplatnih poruka): "Potrosila sam sve poruke,pa ti opet pisem sa ovog broja." [predhodni broj] Reko' - "A je?Kad vec pre???" Ona - "Za 9 dana sam potrosila 1000 besplatnih poruka + jos 400 dinara kredita na pruke!Bas sam manijak..." Jebote,za 9 dana... :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaGNR Posted August 6, 2008 Report post Posted August 6, 2008 Stiglo mi ovo jos pre 2 nedelje: "Nek' usta prokleta prekrije tama sto izdade velikana, Ta nam je bol sada ista ko da se soli rana cista, Necu dati svog heroja ma kava bila sudbina moja! Ove reci prosledi dalje i ne dozvoli da lanac ikad stane! SMRT IZDAJICAM SRPSKOG NARODA! ZIVEO RADOVAN KARADZIC - SRPSKI HEROJ!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoMouse Posted October 25, 2008 Report post Posted October 25, 2008 Najvishe mrzim kad mi neko napishe odgovor na poruku samo sa "OK" Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooo!!!! Bacanje 3 din ne na cak ni 3 slova! Ja se uvek trudim da iskucam ful poruku,da ne moram da objashnjavam sta hocu sa jos pratecih 5-10 poruka.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mare Posted October 25, 2008 Report post Posted October 25, 2008 OK I ja se uvek trudim da kazem sto vise u poruci, a to je nekad i lose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liberali_ante_portes Posted October 27, 2008 Report post Posted October 27, 2008 "Sidji Rasho(Radovan Karadzic)sa Kalenica Kod Orashca jescemo skembica" jos je cuvam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ma Jelena. Posted October 27, 2008 Report post Posted October 27, 2008 " E poazi ja sam sa bubnjarm musterija,treba sad da jedemo neku macku. Uf al sam se razbijo.krivo mi sto niste ostali jost! Mogao bi da blejim s vama do svanuca. Moramo da napravimo intervraju s njima' xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grob Bez Dna Posted October 27, 2008 Report post Posted October 27, 2008 stize mi danas u skoli: jesi li ti mozda narucila hamburgere? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novaliis Posted October 27, 2008 Report post Posted October 27, 2008 I sta si odgovorio? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karnisero Posted October 27, 2008 Report post Posted October 27, 2008 Pa jel' jesi? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grob Bez Dna Posted October 27, 2008 Report post Posted October 27, 2008 nisam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavrosaurus Posted November 14, 2008 Report post Posted November 14, 2008 Данас, од Јелене: Iza shuma,iza gora,iza reka,iza mora,zbunja,trava,opet nocas tebe cheka chudna neka zvezda plava,zvezda prava. Chak i ako ne verujesh,probaj toga da se setish. Kad zazmurish i kad zaspish,ti pokushaj da je chujes,da odletish, da je stignesh i uhvatish i sachuvash kad se vratish. Ali pazi:ako nije sasvim plava,sasvim prava,mora lepshe da se spava,da se sanja do svitanja,mora dalje da se luta,300puta,500puta,mora druga da se nadje...treca...peta...mora u snu da se zadje na kraj sveta i josh dalje iza kraja-do beskraja. Mora biti takve zvezde. Shto se chudish? Pazi samo da je negde ne ispustish dok se budish.Pazi samo da se negde ne izgubi,ne povredi. Takva zvezda u zivotu mnogo znachi,mnogo vredi. Ja ti necu reci shta je ova zvezda plava,zvezda sjajna. Kad je nadjes-sam cesh znati. Sad je tajna. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
:matija Posted November 14, 2008 Report post Posted November 14, 2008 "Dear Ahmete, how is it in Albania? Did they burn Tirana? Greetings my muslim friend!" Moji ortak, drugom ortaku. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Overdose Posted November 14, 2008 Report post Posted November 14, 2008 drugarica (opsednuta krajishkim melosom) dobila pre neki dan poruku sa nepoznatog broja koja glasi: "p Sine sta radis. ja ćekam drva prodati" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavrosaurus Posted November 17, 2008 Report post Posted November 17, 2008 Од Слађе, након једног мог СМС-а а ла несхваћени умЈетник: Priznaj da gljive za danasnji rucak nisi kupio na pijaci vec si ih sam skupljao po sumi! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ni! Posted November 18, 2008 Report post Posted November 18, 2008 Prije neki dan sam dobila najljepshu poruku ikada. "Dodji sjutra u jedan i po na pitu sa sirom." ^ ,^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Burzum Posted November 18, 2008 Report post Posted November 18, 2008 Retko kad pišem poruke, više volim da čujem glas sa druge strane. (: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaGNR Posted December 6, 2008 Report post Posted December 6, 2008 (edited) Opet poceli da salje one poruke za naivne Posalji ovo na 10 brojeva dobices 3000 din. kredita i 1000 besplatnih poruka.KIT KET MTS I Telenor povodom 50 god RTS.Tacno je salji :) Gramtika te budale koja je smislila to - 0 Edited December 6, 2008 by LazaGNR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavrosaurus Posted December 6, 2008 Report post Posted December 6, 2008 Цеца: Vrednica je napokon napustila svoje toplo gnezdasce i sada namrgodjeno hita ka izvoru prihoda! Sklanjajte se s puta ide baba ljuta! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaGNR Posted December 14, 2008 Report post Posted December 14, 2008 Pitao ja redom drugove dal' idu na Marduk i Morbid Angel danas. Jedan odgvor: "Ne idem...bla,bal...zato se provedi i za mene i navataj neku metalku i izjebi je ko kravu" Drugi (od druga koji mrzi jevreje i hriscane,kataloke pogotovo)" "E ne idem...[pricao o drugom liku] skonto se sa katalockim incestom,ne ide ni on..." Ali "katolickim incestom" :) Od druga sinoc (malo je popio,prica kako ce da kara neku ribu): "Ima da jnmj prsttjwi bulja" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaVeN Posted January 1, 2009 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Sada dobio poruku od drugarice: "U Novoj godini mnogo srece nakupio, veseo bio, s' picke ne silazio, Dobrim ribama guze gladio, s' hladnim pivom kitu 'ladio, Gde god stigao svuda ga sadio, samo kad ti se piski iz nje vadio, Cuvao svoje, guzio tudje i sacuvao supak da i tebi ne udje U svako novo leto sve vise ga meto !! Ziveli !!" :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Џејсон Њустед Posted January 1, 2009 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Sada dobio poruku od drugarice: "U Novoj godini mnogo srece nakupio, veseo bio, s' picke ne silazio, Dobrim ribama guze gladio, s' hladnim pivom kitu 'ladio, Gde god stigao svuda ga sadio, samo kad ti se piski iz nje vadio, Cuvao svoje, guzio tudje i sacuvao supak da i tebi ne udje U svako novo leto sve vise ga meto !! Ziveli !!" :) I ti? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuruz Posted January 1, 2009 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Чак Норис би из прве послао поруку у новогодишњој ноћи. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkullKrusheR Posted January 1, 2009 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 ja sam sinoc poslao jedno 20 poruka iz prve. ni jednom nisam imao problema. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vudun Posted January 1, 2009 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Sada dobio poruku od drugarice: "U Novoj godini mnogo srece nakupio, veseo bio, s' picke ne silazio, Dobrim ribama guze gladio, s' hladnim pivom kitu 'ladio, Gde god stigao svuda ga sadio, samo kad ti se piski iz nje vadio, Cuvao svoje, guzio tudje i sacuvao supak da i tebi ne udje U svako novo leto sve vise ga meto !! Ziveli !!" :) Њој опћенито триба њежности. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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