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Humor (bez YUTUB linkova!)

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    после иљаду важи ''ајбрау денсити''   леми је на пет иљада  

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    Па морао би прво да пустиш косу и офарбаш се у плаво

Došao ciga kod sina u zatvor i kaže:

- Sine imam jednu lepu vest, porodila ti se žena.

- Super ćale, šta sam dobio? Sina ili ćerku?

- Dobio si brata!

 

:haha:

 

A meni ovo:

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awww, tako pogrešno ispravno... :wub:

 

Našao sam ovu Malenu al' nema u prijateljima ni jednog Zlatka :haha:

Ciganka kod doktora, i kaze on njoj:

- Jako ste bolesni, zivecete jos samo mesec dana.

- Od cega da zivim mesec dana doktore, od cega?

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    Gde li nađu ovakve groteskne slike veprova?

    I još je na naslovnu stave. :no:
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    jebi ga, nobody likes a pale buttcrack.

    Čekao stariji covjek 6 godina da mu daju dozvolu za gradnju.

     

    Na kraju mu sluzbenik kaze:"Evo sve je gotovo, samo jos otidjite na protokol da vam ovdje udare pecat".

     

    Ode covjek sav sretan, kad na protokolu sluzbenik gleda na sat i kaze da mu je vrijeme za rucak.

     

    Nesretni covjek, pokunjen kaze:" Sest godina cekam ovaj trenutak. Hajde, ziv bio, udari mi taj pecat pa cu ti ispricati pricu o zeni i psu".

     

    Sluzbenik malo nevoljno, ali ipak pristane.

     

    Ovjeri sve , a onda trazi da cuje pricu.

     

    Starac pokupi papire i kaze:" E, jebo ti pas mater!!!!".

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