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Zoidberg Posted February 28, 2010 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 (edited) Sto napraviti kad vam je dosadno u avionu? 1. Izvadite laptop iztorbe. 2. Polagano i pazljivo ga otvorite. 3. Upalite ga. 4. Cekajte trenutak da ste sigurni da putnik do vas gleda. 5. Spojite se na Internet. 6. Na trenutak zatvorite oci, ponovno ih otvorite, podignite pogled prema nebu - kao da .........se molite. 7. Duboko udah......nite iotvorite sljedeci link: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html 8.Pogledajte izraz lica putnika do vas. 9. Uzivajte...... Edited February 28, 2010 by Zoidberg 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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voodoo_ Posted March 1, 2010 Report post Posted March 1, 2010 Ahahaha, a ovo im je crtao najbolji drugar iz odeljenja koji se tripuje da će ih jebati nekad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ranis Posted March 1, 2010 Report post Posted March 1, 2010 (edited) Sta napravitikad vam je dosadno u avionu? 1. Izvadite laptop. 2. Lagano ga otvorite.3. Upalite ga. 4. Cekajte trenutak da ste sigurni da putnik do vasgleda. 5. Spojite se na net. 6. Na trenutak zatvorite oci, ponovno ihotvorite, podignite pogled prema nebu, kao da se molite. 7. Dubokoudahnite i otvorite sledeci link: LINK 8. Pogledajte izraz lica putnika do vas. 9. Uzivajte Edited March 1, 2010 by Ranis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night's Blood Posted March 1, 2010 Report post Posted March 1, 2010 Sto napraviti kad vam je dosadno u avionu? 1. Izvadite laptop iztorbe. 2. Polagano i pazljivo ga otvorite. 3. Upalite ga. 4. Cekajte trenutak da ste sigurni da putnik do vas gleda. 5. Spojite se na Internet. 6. Na trenutak zatvorite oci, ponovno ih otvorite, podignite pogled prema nebu - kao da .........se molite. 7. Duboko udah......nite iotvorite sljedeci link: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html 8.Pogledajte izraz lica putnika do vas. 9. Uzivajte...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyzzz Posted March 1, 2010 Report post Posted March 1, 2010 Sta napravitikad vam je dosadno u avionu? 1. Izvadite laptop. 2. Lagano ga otvorite.3. Upalite ga. 4. Cekajte trenutak da ste sigurni da putnik do vasgleda. 5. Spojite se na net. 6. Na trenutak zatvorite oci, ponovno ihotvorite, podignite pogled prema nebu, kao da se molite. 7. Dubokoudahnite i otvorite sledeci link: LINK 8. Pogledajte izraz lica putnika do vas. 9. Uzivajte 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Srlandand Posted March 1, 2010 Report post Posted March 1, 2010 Sede MiH za vreme rata u rovu i odjednom ce Mujo: -Haso, meni se kenja. -Dobro, ali nemoj ovde ima da nas streljaju, nego idi ti u sumu pa tamo obavi posao. Ode Mujo i nema ga pet sati. Zabrinuo se Haso, vec se sprema da krene da ga trazi, kad odjednom, vraca se Mujo. -Gde si ti bolan dosad? -Ma naisao sam na Fatu, pa sam je jebav'o pet sati... u svim pozama... i s guza,... -A, jel ti pusila? -Nije, nije imala glavu. Razgovaraju Ibro i Haso: - "Bolan, Ibro, jesi li cuo da je Mujina Fata umrla od radijacije?" - "Kako, bolan, od radijacije?" - "Ubio je Mujo radijatorom." Došao Mujo u upravu za zapošljavanje i na porti ga tip pita: - "Ime i prezime." - "Mujo Mujic." - "Kada ste rodeni:" - "23.6.1965, u Bosni." - "Jeste oženjeni?" - "Da, za ženu." - "Pa znam da si za ženu, jeste vidili ikad nekog ko je oženjen za muškarca?" - "Pa jesam!" - "Pa koga?!" - "Pa, evo na primjer, moja sestra." Dode Mujo na kiosk i pita prodavacicu: - Do you speak English? Prodavacica : - Ne Mujo, razocaran, okrene se i ode ... Dode on na drugi kiosk i opet pita: - Do you speak English? opet ista stvar - Ne... I tako, ode na treci kiosk i opet pita: - Do you speak English? Prodavacica: - Yes Mujo sav sretan: - Marlboro ! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kuruz Posted March 1, 2010 Report post Posted March 1, 2010 Sede MiH za vreme rata u rovu i odjednom ce Mujo: -Haso, meni se kenja. -Dobro, ali nemoj ovde ima da nas streljaju, nego idi ti u sumu pa tamo obavi posao. Ode Mujo i nema ga pet sati. Zabrinuo se Haso, vec se sprema da krene da ga trazi, kad odjednom, vraca se Mujo. -Gde si ti bolan dosad? -Ma naisao sam na Fatu, pa sam je jebav'o pet sati... u svim pozama... i s guza,... -A, jel ti pusila? -Nije, nije imala glavu. Razgovaraju Ibro i Haso: - "Bolan, Ibro, jesi li cuo da je Mujina Fata umrla od radijacije?" - "Kako, bolan, od radijacije?" - "Ubio je Mujo radijatorom." Došao Mujo u upravu za zapošljavanje i na porti ga tip pita: - "Ime i prezime." - "Mujo Mujic." - "Kada ste rodeni:" - "23.6.1965, u Bosni." - "Jeste oženjeni?" - "Da, za ženu." - "Pa znam da si za ženu, jeste vidili ikad nekog ko je oženjen za muškarca?" - "Pa jesam!" - "Pa koga?!" - "Pa, evo na primjer, moja sestra." Dode Mujo na kiosk i pita prodavacicu: - Do you speak English? Prodavacica : - Ne Mujo, razocaran, okrene se i ode ... Dode on na drugi kiosk i opet pita: - Do you speak English? opet ista stvar - Ne... I tako, ode na treci kiosk i opet pita: - Do you speak English? Prodavacica: - Yes Mujo sav sretan: - Marlboro ! O 'fala Bogu. Jes' da su sranje, ali bolje i to nego ovo čime zatrpavaju temu. 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrija Smith Posted March 1, 2010 Report post Posted March 1, 2010 Dođe Mugoša kod gradonačelnika Vašingtona, pozavršavaju oni poslove i krenu u šetnju gradom. Ovaj njemu poče da se hvali, evo vidiš onu kuću, moja je. Vidiš onu zgradu, i ona je moja. I ona vila što je vila što je vidiš, i ona. Mugoša začuđen, pita ga kako je imao para za sve to. "Vidiš li onaj autopu tamo? E pa, 10cm sa lijeve, 10cm sa desne i razlika u džep". Dođe vrijeme da se sastanu oni u Podgoricu. Kreće Mugi da mu pokazuje, "Vidiš onu zgradu, moja je. Vidiš onaj tržni centar, moj je. Vidiš ono naselje tamo, e pa sve je moje". Ovaj zabezeknut ostao, pita ga kako je imao para za sve to. "Vidiš li onaj autoput?" "Ne" "E pa razlika u džep". Ne ide mi ovo pričanje vica preko foruma. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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