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sad zamišljam yumetal radnu akciju, jebote koji bi to trijumf bio

 

Založi se da odbanuju Hefesta.. on bi ti sam odradio kao radna brigada.

 

Heh.. dobra ideja, već zamišljam scenu gde iz kukuruza vire crne metalske vrane, i Mite, koji ne viri.

 

taman da vas sve dobro upregnem - suncokret, kukuruz, detelina, voćnjak, bašta, štala, birajte

 

Ja ću da zalegnem na detelinu.

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2 njive + imanje oko kuće, banatska klasika

 

taman da vas sve dobro upregnem - suncokret, kukuruz, detelina, voćnjak, bašta, štala, birajte

 

meni propade paradajz prosle godine,ali mi kropmpir bio dobar iako ga nisam prskao..

a u njivu bih pustio samo Sharkija i Vuka Kazimirovica..video sam ih u onom spotu gde drze vile i motike,pa reko mozda umeju da okopaju boraniju jebem mu mater

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:haha: :haha: :haha:

 

"Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mom. You couldn't. "

 

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/someone-did-a-shit-so-bad-a-british-airways-flight-had-to-turn-around-and-land-475

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"The pilot made an announcement requesting senior cabin crew, and we knew something was a bit odd," he said.

 

About 10 minutes later he said, 'You may have noticed there's a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets.'

 

He said it was liquid fecal excrement. Those are the words he used."

 

:haha: :haha: :haha: Umirem.

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