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Kendall Posted April 17, 2012 Report post Posted April 17, 2012 Priča "Obrad" od Mome Kapora: Obrad Milićević, rodom iz sela Zvjerine u Hercegovini, gde ne uspeva ništa drugo sem Hercegovaca, odluči da se 1922. prijavi za žandara u Bileći. Prođe sve ispite. Bio je zdrav k'o dren, pametan, pošten i hrabar, pogađao je u metu, trčao brže od ostalih, rukovao sabljom i bajonetom, bacao najdalje kamena s ramena, nije pušio ni pio, a bio je, kao što se zna, iz dobre familije... Na kraju, pošto ga primiše u žandare, trebalo je da potpiše rešenje, ali on odbi da to učini. "Zašto nećeš da potpišeš?", upitaše ga. "Ne umijem", odgovori. "Nijesam pismen". "Kako, jadan, nijesi... pismen? Pa kako ćeš pisati prijave i zapisnike kad se što desi?" I tako ga i pored svega ne primiše u žandare, te se on iseli u Ameriku, kuda otputova italijanskim brodom "San Đovani di Mesina" iz luke Kotor, gde je neki Dubrovčanin, po imenu Baltazar Gradi, sakupljao Hercegovce za rad u rudnicima Bjut Montane. Kao što kaže stara poslovica: "Hercegovina sav svijet naseli, a sebe opet ne raseli." Posle mnogih potucanja, Obrad, kojem su u Njujorku upisali novo ime O'Brajen, tražeći mesto slično rodnoj Zvjerini, naseli se na severozapadu države Arizone, prema granici Kalifornije, ispod planine Krosman. Živeo je siromašno baveći se onim čim se bavio i na Zvjerini - uzgajao ovce čije je meso prodavao u obližnjem gradu Havasa Sitiju. Država Arizona mu dala sto jutara potpuno neplodne zemlje za simboličnu cenu od pet dolara. Jednoga dana dok je kopao veliku rupu da napravi čatrnju, istu onakvu kao što je imao u Hercegovini (u tom kraju nije bilo druge vode sem kišnice), iznenada poteče nafta. Postao je tako bogat preko noći. Sagradio je prostranu kuću u kolonijalnom stilu, a za svoju dušu podigao jednu sasvim malu, kamenu, kao što je bila ona u kojoj se rodio, sa ognjištem, gredama i ovnujskim kožama na kojima je spavao sanjajući Zvjerinu. I tako, dođe i dan da se njegova kompanija spoji sa Standard ojl kompanijom, koja je iz Feniksa poslala čuvenog advokata da se potpišu ugovori. Ali on odbi da stavi svoj potpis! "Zbog čega nećete da potpišete ugovor?", upita ga zapanjeni advokat. "Nijesam pismen", odgovori on. "Gospodine O'Brajen", reče advokat, "vi ste jedan od najbogatijih ljudi u Arizoni. Šta biste tek postali da ste znali da pišete!" "Postao bih žandar u Bileći" odgovori Obrad. 15 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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рогозуб Posted April 18, 2012 Report post Posted April 18, 2012 "Titanic in 3D" "If they don't see the iceberg this time - they deserve it!" 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oak Posted April 19, 2012 Report post Posted April 19, 2012 Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM. sove <3 11 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novaliis Posted April 19, 2012 Report post Posted April 19, 2012 I uskoro u lokalnim knjižarama, kako su sajtovi poput 9gag uništili jednu internet subkulturu. 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Јарослав Posted April 19, 2012 Report post Posted April 19, 2012 Јесте маторо, али ће увек бити добро. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
serblackbeard Posted April 19, 2012 Report post Posted April 19, 2012 [img]http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3892731_460s.jpg[/img] 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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oʞɾoƃ Posted April 20, 2012 Report post Posted April 20, 2012 Prolazim ja danas gradom, kad imam šta da vidim: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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рогозуб Posted April 20, 2012 Report post Posted April 20, 2012 Prolazim ja danas gradom, kad imam šta da vidim: https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/578614_10150702656494332_664204331_9533688_229658304_n.jpg haha, to je monah jelisej, znam ga s faksa, kul lik, zajebant.. ot 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba the Hutt Posted April 20, 2012 Report post Posted April 20, 2012 Kada devojčica postaje devojka? Kada prvi put kaže "hello!" kiti. 6 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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