Kendall Posted May 3, 2012 Report post Posted May 3, 2012 Muškarac ulazi u svoj omiljeni restoran i seda za svoj omiljeni sto. Pogledom potraži konobara i slučajno ugleda prelepu devojku za obližnjim stolom. Ona je potpuno sama. Muškarac pozove konobara i zamoli ga da lepotici odnese flašu najboljeg Merloa misleći da ako prihvati bocu vina - njegova je. Konobar odnese devojci vino i prenese joj poruku: "Ovo je od gospodina sa susednog stola". Devojka na tren pogleda u flašu a onda uzme olovku i papir i napiše poruku kavaljeru. Zamoli konobara da mu preda poruku. Poruka je glasila: Onaj od koga bih prihvatila ovakvu flašu morao bi da ima Mercedes u garaži, milion evra na računu i 20 cm u pantalonama! Muškarac pročita poruku, nakratko razmisli, napiše svoju poruku, preda je konobaru i zamoli ga da je odnese devojci. Poruka je glasila: Kada bi hteo da udovoljim vašim zahtevima morao bih da prodam svoj Ferrari Spider i BMW Coupe pa da mi u garaži ostane samo Mercedes SL. Takođe, morao bih i da poklonim tri miliona evra tako da mi na računu ostane samo jedan milion. Ali ni za koga, pa ni za lepoticu kao što ste vi, ne bi sebi odsekao 5 cm. P.S. Vratite mi flašu 6 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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