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Ha, dobro je, ova je mozda old, al mi izvuce uvek makar chuckle

 

 

 

 

A Serbian tourist arrives at the Croatian border

Immigration officer asks him: "Occupation"?

The Serb: "No, no, just visit"

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.

 

Doctor: "What happened?"

 

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes

home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

 

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes

home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your

mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is a

sleep."

 

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and

reborn

 

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!

Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I

swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

 

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

 

Ovo mi je bilo baš smešno.

Ne znam zašto, ali preminuo sam na ovo:

 

 

 

Ma dođi u Grčku!

 

 

Skoro nešto jadnije nisam čuo. Ovo mi je došlo u recomendations posle Zoke Bosanca, a nije ni narodnjak, samo ekvivalent sprdnje.

 

 

Alo bre! Ne blasfemisi Seras iz Hellsing-a!

Kontrola brzine u Istočnoj Kanadi.

 

 

 

je li to iz robot chicken?

Nemam pojma odakle je, ali mi je bilo presmešno

 

 

Depressed shark is depressed

 

mmmm

 

Nekako je napaljujuće-smešno.

 

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Edited May 14, 201015 yr by Господин Граул

Пуж - створење које не може да пева ,кућа-посо' због природног парадокса.

Пуж - створење које не може да пева ,кућа-посо' због природног парадокса.

 

 

tell meh something about it.