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Otisao Crnogorac u neku islamsko-fundamentalisticku zemlju. Prilikom setnje

 

gradom uhvati za dupe neku zenu i uhapsi ga policija za ocuvanje

 

moralnih i verskih vrednosti. Dovedu ga kod kalifa i on kad je cuo sta je

 

ovaj uradio rece:

 

- Dovedite Jusufa.

 

Dodje Jusuf... baja, 2,5 metra visok, 2 metra preko ledja mu kita! Kalif

 

rece:

 

- Jusufe, ovog da karas do zore!

 

Crnogorac krene kukati, te kako ce zeni i familiji na oci, bolje da ga

 

odmah

 

ubiju, ovo-ono, kad u tom uvodi policija drugog tipa.

 

- Sta je taj uradio? - upita kalif.

 

- Krao je nesto na pijaci! - odgovorise ovi.

 

- Dobro, njemu odsecite obe ruke - rece kalif.

 

Stavi Jusuf njih dvojicu pod misku i taman da krene, kad dovode treceg.

 

- Sta je sa ovim? - upita kalif.

 

- Psovao Alaha i pravio sranje u dzamiji.

 

- E njemu odsecite i ruke i noge.

 

Stavi Jusuf i njega pod misku, kad dovedose cetvrtog.

 

- Sta je taj uradio?

 

- Pobio ljude i decu.

 

- E njemu odrezite i ruke i glavu - rece kalif.

 

Stavi njih Jusuf pod ruku i krene, kad ce Crnogorac:

 

- Jusufe, jesi zapamtio koga treba da karas?

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