Nesalomivi Posted December 25, 2011 Report post Posted December 25, 2011 Otisao Crnogorac u neku islamsko-fundamentalisticku zemlju. Prilikom setnje gradom uhvati za dupe neku zenu i uhapsi ga policija za ocuvanje moralnih i verskih vrednosti. Dovedu ga kod kalifa i on kad je cuo sta je ovaj uradio rece: - Dovedite Jusufa. Dodje Jusuf... baja, 2,5 metra visok, 2 metra preko ledja mu kita! Kalif rece: - Jusufe, ovog da karas do zore! Crnogorac krene kukati, te kako ce zeni i familiji na oci, bolje da ga odmah ubiju, ovo-ono, kad u tom uvodi policija drugog tipa. - Sta je taj uradio? - upita kalif. - Krao je nesto na pijaci! - odgovorise ovi. - Dobro, njemu odsecite obe ruke - rece kalif. Stavi Jusuf njih dvojicu pod misku i taman da krene, kad dovode treceg. - Sta je sa ovim? - upita kalif. - Psovao Alaha i pravio sranje u dzamiji. - E njemu odsecite i ruke i noge. Stavi Jusuf i njega pod misku, kad dovedose cetvrtog. - Sta je taj uradio? - Pobio ljude i decu. - E njemu odrezite i ruke i glavu - rece kalif. Stavi njih Jusuf pod ruku i krene, kad ce Crnogorac: - Jusufe, jesi zapamtio koga treba da karas? 2 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Јарослав Posted December 27, 2011 Report post Posted December 27, 2011 http://theoatmeal.com/comics/beer Генијално. Дефинитивно желим да завршим у Валхали. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novaliis Posted December 27, 2011 Report post Posted December 27, 2011 Ta informacija nije tačna. Ta koza daje večne zalihe mleka, a ne piva. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Јарослав Posted December 27, 2011 Report post Posted December 27, 2011 Ма, знам, него зајебанција. Али, капирам да би било више кул да музеш пиво. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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