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Josif Visarionovič Posted June 15, 2009 Report post Posted June 15, 2009 ako bolje pogledate na prvoj slici uopste joj ne gleda u dupe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkullKrusheR Posted June 15, 2009 Report post Posted June 15, 2009 to sam i ja primetio, ali nema veze, dobra fora. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kuruz Posted June 16, 2009 Report post Posted June 16, 2009 Како је настао точак? Чак Норис урадио 1000 колутова узастопце, а одушевљена публика урлала: "То, Чак! То, Чак!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunessence Posted June 16, 2009 Report post Posted June 16, 2009 "... I can give good sex to you 'Cause I am really good at sex..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josif Visarionovič Posted June 16, 2009 Report post Posted June 16, 2009 Otvara cak noris frizider i unutra se zatrese pihtija u tanjiru,kaze on 'opusti se,dosao sam po mleko' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkullKrusheR Posted June 16, 2009 Report post Posted June 16, 2009 "... I can give good sex to you 'Cause I am really good at sex..." stojalo mi mesecima u potpisu: show me your genitals! GENITALIA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mare Posted June 16, 2009 Report post Posted June 16, 2009 Cak Noris koristi Domestos kao kapi za oci. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karnisero Posted June 16, 2009 Report post Posted June 16, 2009 (edited) "... I can give good sex to you 'Cause I am really good at sex..." Woman are equal and deserve respect. I'm Shakespeare... Edited June 16, 2009 by El Karnisero Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunessence Posted June 16, 2009 Report post Posted June 16, 2009 Дааа... и тај други део је феноменалан. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karnisero Posted June 16, 2009 Report post Posted June 16, 2009 I don't like when you talk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunessence Posted June 16, 2009 Report post Posted June 16, 2009 ... 'cause that means that you're not sucking my cock? Човек зна да "баца" риме... Нема шта. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jabba the Hutt Posted June 16, 2009 Report post Posted June 16, 2009 ahahahahahahaha, vrh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Шарки Posted June 16, 2009 Report post Posted June 16, 2009 Па, ово је као да сам ја писао. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Elf Posted June 16, 2009 Report post Posted June 16, 2009 *Mali Perica pita svoju učiteljicu da li može da razgovara sa njom posle časa.* *Ona prihvati.* *Učiteljica: Onda, šta želiš da mi kažeš, Perice?* *Perica: Mislim da sam previše pametan da ostanem u ovom razredu, dosadjujem se. Želeo bih da predjem direktno u Gimnaziju.* *Pošto je o tome obavešten i direktor, on upita Pericu da li želi da polaže test. Perica prihvati bez oklevanja i direktor poče sa testom.* *Direktor: Hajde, Perice, da vidimo, 3 x 4?* *Perica: 12!* *Direktor: A 6 x 6?* *Perica: 36, gospodine direktore.* *Direktor: Glavni grad Japana?* *Perica: Tokio.* *Test se nastavlja narednih pola sata, Perica ne pravi nijednu grešku!* *Na kraju testa, direktor je zadovoljan, ali učiteljica pita da li ona sada može da postavi nekoliko pitanja. Obojica pristaju i ona počinje.* *Učiteljica: Dobro, Perice. Krava ih ima 4, a ja ih imam 2, šta je to?* *Perica: Noge, gospodjo.* *Učiteljica: Tacno. Šta može da se nadje u tvojim pantalonama, a u mojim ih nema?* *Direktora iznenadi pitanje...* *Perica**: Džepovi, gospodjo.* *Učiteljica: Dobro, Perice. Gde žene imaju najkovrdžavije dlake?* *Direktor se sprema da interveniše kada Perica odgovori.* *Perica: U Africi, gospodjo.* *Učiteljica: Šta je meko, ali, na rukama žene, postane tvrdo?** Direktor razrogači oči, ali Perica odgovora.* *Perica: Lak za nokte, gospodjo.* *Uciteljica: Šta muškarci i mi žene imamo na sred nogu?* *Perica: Kolena!* *Uciteljica: Dobro. A šta udata žena ima šire od neudate?* *Direktor ne može da veruje svojim ušima!* *Perica: Krevet, gospodjo.* *Učiteljica: Koji deo mog tela je često najvlažniji?* *Perica: Vaš jezik, gospodjo.* *Ucčteljica: Koja reč počinje slovom "p" a označava nešto što može da bude vlažno ili suvo i što muškarci vole da gledaju?* *Perica: Put!* *Direktor, bez daha, sav mokar od znoja, odluči da prekine test i uzviknu: Neću te poslati u gimnaziju, već direktno na fakultet! Čak bih i ja odgovorio pogrešno na sva pitanja iz testa...* *Naravoučenije:** Čovek sa godinama postaje PERVERZAN!* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunessence Posted June 16, 2009 Report post Posted June 16, 2009 (edited) Ако је овом биографијом у првом посту стране требало да лик конкурише за посао, баш ме интересује да ли га је добио... Edited June 16, 2009 by Emelin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dark_Elf Posted June 16, 2009 Report post Posted June 16, 2009 Kako se zove vepar sa tri noge? - Nepar. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nixx Posted June 16, 2009 Report post Posted June 16, 2009 Svaka čast onom gore za konkurs. Rekao je uglavnom ono što većina misli, a ne kaže. Čisto sumnjam da je dobio posao... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunessence Posted June 16, 2009 Report post Posted June 16, 2009 (edited) Да сам ја послодавац, свакако бих га запослила. Edited June 16, 2009 by Emelin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisus Posted June 16, 2009 Report post Posted June 16, 2009 Ja ne bih, zato sto je nepismen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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